You're never too old to....

It happened that a couple of summers ago I was gliding in wobbly middle-aged-learner fashion across some part of Poole harbour on my board, when I passed close by a Heathcliffe lookalike instructing a group of new young windsurfers. Looking at me and then back to his charges, he encouraged them with 'See - you're never too old to windsurf!' Added to the 'I-wish-I-had-a-granny-like-you' comment I got the previous summer when I wobble-glided across a Bournemouth park on a skateboard, I'm looking at: 

http://www.boots.com/en/No7-Protect-Perfect-Beauty-Serum-30ml_44577/

But Don here was windsurfing on the lake in Barton-on-Humber today, and he's 87; so you're never to old to.........