Somewhere backalong [that's a really useful word I leaned when we lived in Zummerzet] in the blog I explain how to set fire to you hair in a church by examining something behind a candle, so you have to tilt your head sideways to look round it. Yesterday I was cooking a fishcake in a pan, when I dropped a weight down between the cooker and the cupboard. It didn't hit the floor so took ages to find, and there it was wedged. Having found it, you then need to move the pan to one side so that you can put your head right on the gas ring while you try to unwedge the weight with a knife. Do not turn off the gas ring while you do this. If you are very successful, you will also burn off your ear. I didn't manage either, so the hairdo remains just as it was when it left the shop, give or take a few nights' sleep on it.
|No rose in the garden is safe|
|Hair today, gone tomorrow?|